Нам здесь жить

(в соавторстве с А. Валентиновым)


Белые буквы бегут по голубизне экрана, врываются в квартиру архары-спецназовцы, ловят убийц Первач-псы, они же "психоз святого Георгия", и звучит в эфире вопль: "Всем, кто нас слышит! Мы - Город, мы гибнем!.."

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Ненавижу определение "творческий человек".
Сразу представляется: сидит эдакая сопля на придорожном камешке и ноет. Весна — слякоть, лето — жара, осень — дожди, зима — холодно; и от всего у него душевный геморрой. Коллеги — завистники, поклонники — льстецы, жена — стерва, равнодушные — мерзавцы; и опять же от всех у него эррозия шейки музы. Вдохновение в бегах, быт заел, клоп укусил; ну и, кто б сомневался, хрупкая натура не выдержала столкновения с айсбергом реальности. Треснула от яиц до темечка.

Говорят, режиссер Монтелье, когда его называли творческим человеком, без промедления бил в морду. Потому что гений.

«Ойкумена», книга третья «Кукольных дел мастер»

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